Single mother ‘ thicker than a bowl of oatmeal ’ wins Alaska’s
Denser than an cup of hot cereal Thicker than you can ever fathom.
It's a thickness that seems unnatural.
It's a thickness that will leave you speechless.
Enjoy a thickness that demands unique dining tools.
This is the epitome of thick oatmeal.
Single mother 'thicker than a bowl of oatmeal' wins Alaska's |September 21st, 2024