Thicker than an mug of gruel
Get ready for a thickness that will blow your mind.
It's a thickness that seems unnatural.
Experience a thickness that is unparalleled.
Prepare for the challenge of conquering this thickness with your cutlery.
There's no comparison to the thickness of this bowl of oatmeal.
18x01 Hackensack Extended Stay Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal